Murphy's Love

More love poetry satire. This is how I express my affection to Chadwick.

Murphy's Love

I wished upon a falling star--

It fell instead on me.

I gathered stardust from the wreck--

It burned like scalding tea!

I place a message in a bottle--

I spoke of hope and love.

I sent an olive branch into the sky--

Winged by a snow white dove.

My bottle danced upon the waves

With pirouette and leap,

It crashed upon pristine white sands--

My love littered the deep.

The dove flew high across the sea,

And found my lover's bed,

It perch upon his brazen bedpost--

And pooped upon his head.